she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space
she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted
she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis
she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise
She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart
She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me
She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars
She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship
She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut
She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars
she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire
she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind
she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe
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Rosario Dawson’s Insta Story 2/28/2018
Wow could you imagine
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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
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My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he’s having a breakdown while pooh dissociates
The Christopher Robin movie looks great
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sexiest moments in marvel movies
1. the bit where thor unlocks his powers near the end of thor ragnarok and the immigrant song starts playing in the background
2. the bit in winter soldier where bucky moves out of the way of that car
3. ‘would you kill me my love?’ ‘for wakanda? without question’
the 3 god tier marvel movies
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